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Monday, October 27, 2008

Y'all, Halloween falls on the 31st this year.


Hey, Darlin'....how you doin' today? Good, Hon. Sure seems like Mondee rolls round real regular like. I could swear we just had us a Monday 'bout a week ago. But, it says Mondee rat thare on the newspaper so, I guess it's back like a boomerang. I reckon my mind has been kindly truant lately 'cause Halloween damn near slipped up on us. Course, I ain't got too much more decoratin' to do since I never took the stuff down from last year. I'm always lookin' fer ways to save time like that.

You know, Babe. I am bout tarred of lookin' at punkins. Now, I don't mean no offense by that. I'm just not the type a gal who wants to be like ever body else. So here at this trailer, we gone start usin' bananas fer Halloween and I'm switchin' punkins to Christmas. Let's see iffin we can't start us a trend. Y'all up for it?

29 comments:

Chelle B. said...

I love it! I have always said bananas are the most versatile fruit and don't get enough love.

Why I use them for everything.

I mean EVERYTHING!! :P

Anonymous said...

Chelle
Can I have your banana when you get through with it? She stole my thought.

eve cleveland said...

Anonymous,
Yeah, Chelle's like that. But she's my cyber BFF so I put up with her.
Just remember, green bananas are better for some jobs ;)
Eve

Da Old Man said...

Youse guys ain't talking fruit salad here, are youse?

Jeffman said...

There's nothing wrong with a bit of banana action, or so I'm reliably informed... Ahem

In fact, one only has to listen to the Rolling Stones' 'Starf*cker' to hear about the alleged medical benefits of fruit in general...

Chica said...

That is by far the coolest looking banana I've seen to date, no pun intended lol. :)

Dano MacNamarrah said...

Oh Christ on a clam. I've been laid up, sucking up the codeine cough syrup, coughing up my lungs I forgot about the banana.

It was left over from lunch some time last week at work, and I left it in the truck after work.

It's going to smell as bad as all those cinnamon brooms they have in the craft stores this time of year.

Guess it's good I can't smell a bloody thing right now. I'll be seeing my own Halloween banana when I drive to the doctor's tomorrow.

VE said...

But how am I gonna bake banana seeds?

eve cleveland said...

Old Man,
We was countin' on you to bring us the cherry..for the top! Come on...get the lead out.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Jeffman,
I am fixin to go download me that song....we don't want no scurvy here...maybe we need us some citrus...
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Chica,
Girl...you gone have to make one of him your own self...this one here is mine.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Dano,
I swear you and me is soul sistas, I hate them cinnnamon brooms they got up in the stores too.
When you come over this weekend brang all your fancy paints and we will go to town..I'll git us a fresh bunch.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

ve,
Boy, bananas ain't got no seeds...you thank they grow on trees or somethin? You'd do better bakin us some seeds of whatever it is you're smokin! Brang it, Baby.
Eve

Trukindog said...

So if we shift punkins to X-Mas does that mean we get to go door to door X-Mas mornin gitten gifts?

Bill said...

There ya go, I'm in a good mood already laughing about your Halloween. I'm afraid after reading Chelle's post that I'm going to stick to punkins - I mean pumpkins. Call me old fashioned.

Are you dressing up?

Thinkinfyou said...

Pumpkins can be lots of fun,Eve. On Nov.1st we take the left over firecrackers from the 4th of July, put them in our jack-o-lanterns,and blow them to smithereens! It's loads of family fun!!

eve cleveland said...

Truckindog..
Oh ma Gawd...u got the best ideas! That rawks. I think it would really catch on!
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Bill,
Hey, Hon! Do y'all have Halloween in Canada? I am gone dress up, but I mite need a hand from you...
Eve

eve cleveland said...

T...
Now, that sounds like a great way to celebrate Chelle's b'day! Lovin' it...I'm gone load us up on some lighter fluid too.
Eve

Lidian said...

We get way too many Mondays around here too. Why is that? Why must there always be a Monday? What about more Saturdays, for example. That's be good.

Bananas sound fine to me. We do have a little turnip we are carving (for the sake of historical something or other) but it is getting a bit soft in the head (like me on a Monday) so it is living in the fridge for now (unlike me).

Jeffman said...

Say Eve. Glad you've got the subcription feed up and running. Makes life a lot easier for idle buggers such as myself.

eve cleveland said...

Lidian,
Turnips...I like it! I gone give that a shot, hahahaha. Girl, I had something real funny to send u and now I can't find it. It's here on my desk somewhere...I will hunt it down in a bit.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Jeffman,
I don't want you missin a beat of what is goin on up in here! You stay with me now, Shug.
Hearts and kittens,
Eve

The Hussy Housewife said...

Ummm..but I am sure that by Chirstmas the pumpkins will all be rotton and dead. Well I guess that is ok..we can have dead carved christmas pumkins.......

Anonymous said...

Eve,
All this talkin about Halloween and lookin at your picture took dead aim at my memory bank. I seen you workin at a funeral home some years back. You was the lady who was in charge of the bereaved. I am not mistaken. Why haven't you mentioned it?
Just askin

Anna Lefler said...

That is one cool-ass gothic banana! Now that you mention it, bananas would certainly be more portable than pumpkins. But how do you get the candle inside?

Happy Halloween!

:^) Anna

AngieSS said...

Ya know Eve, bananas could work great as Christmas ornaments as well -- maybe you should think about pushin' the pumpkin to Easter -- just a thought.

Anyhowser, that is one cool-ass banana!

LL said...

Green bananas? Aren't those a bit hard?

ReformingGeek said...

Yes. Bananas will do nicely. I just made banana bread ;-) Since the pumpkin will probably still be on my front porch by Christmas, I guess I'm already on the bandwagon.

If Mama ain't happy...somebody's gonna get kilt.