Great news! There is no need to rush out and get a life, afterall!

Hey, Baby....I'm sorry to keep pesterin' you today. I guess I'm just feelin' a lil down and you always cheer me up. Awww, Honey, nawww, I'm not down about being a single mom with over twenty children. Noooo, It's not my drinking problem . I can quit ant time I want, I've just never wanted to. Well, no I wasn't having a sinkin' spell over my dismal future either. Um,.... no, I didn't have a sense of impending doom until you just brought it up....You know, I feel like I may be coming down with something. It's been pourin' rain here at the trailer all day and I think maybe I should havejust stayed on the fold out......Now, Shug. Don't you go gettin' down too! Come on, I had some fun things I was wanting to share . Did you do like I said and look at the link to Bill's funny Halloween stuff? Really cute, huh? I kid you not, he could sell a boatload of punkins that actually puke. Why just look at how popular baby doll's that really do things are!

I guess I was just a smidge blue, thinking 'bout how maybe I could have done more with my life. You know, lived up to my potential and been a productive member of society. Yeah...I'm a lil lonely too, I guess. Do you ever feel that way, Darlin'? No? Well, iffin you ever do, I have some cures that work almost instantly. Oh, Silly, of course Vodka is the first one, but I got some new tricks for us. Just look at those hilarious punkin pics up top there. Those have been a beacon of hope to me today! Think about it, the people who spent their time creating those have even less of a life than I do. Just when I thought that could not be possible. Take you a gander at that map of some country made up soley out of punkin parts. Now, that took some doin'! See what I mean, Hon? I'm just surfin' funny punkin pics on the web. But some fool out there is actually spending their time crafting these things! Lord, that makes me feel a whole lot better. Least I've still got more sense than to fritter away my time...

Hey, listen, Babe...I'd love to stay and chat but I have to get back on Stumble Upon and take a test to see how good I am at matching different paint chips in their proper order from lightest to darkest. Then , Mighty Mouse is going to tell me what I should change my first name to- after a few diagnostic questions. I'm sorry I am so busy! I promise I'll make some time for you, later. K, Babe? I'll check on you after I stop by Humor Bloggers. Lovin' you and meanin' it...Cheer up, Cupcake. There are tons of people out there who are way bigger losers than I am! When I clear my schedule, I'll surf around and find some more. Wink. Awww, there's that smile!