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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Down with UPS!


Gotdamit! Chelle's birthday present jist now got here cause of some mix up at UPS. So, my cyber BFF's B'day present ain't only late, the thang is way too small. I tried it on, and as y'all can see, that ain't gone do nothin' but make a fella mad. Let me git this mess straightened out. I'm gone holler at y'all after our church services at the Jello pool. The sermon I wrote fer this mornin' is on plannin' ahead and payin' attention to details...I feel perty humbled rat now. I wonder if this kind of thang happens to Joel Osteen.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll see if I can find a key to that lock. I used to be a locksmith you know.

Jeffman said...

Hot dingle! I am synchronising the clocks and cranking back my time machine as we speak. That photo has sealed the deal.

BTW. UPS are indeed shabby.

eve cleveland said...

Anonymous..
I reckon you could open this here with your teeth, and you wouldn't even have to spit out your skoal.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Jeffman..
You just need to set them clocks of yours to where they do an auto roll back. Then you can always come play with me here in America!I can git you back over to Jolly Olde England in time fer tea and crumpets or porridge or whatever it is y'all eat fer breakfast.;)
Eve

Bill said...

I hate to say it Eve, after all your trouble, but I don't seriously think Chelle would wear one of those. You should maybe get her a pin that says 'Open Here' in rhinestones, that would fit through where that lock is.

Verrrry funny, girl!

Da Old Man said...

Eve, you are the most thoughtful lady I ever met.
Leave it to UPS to mess things up.

eve cleveland said...

Awww, Bill!
You could be one of them personal shoppers... startin' with me. Have I told you lately that I love you, Darlin?
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Old Man..
I am gettin' worried 'bout you soundin' so sweet. I reckon I better pop round and check your temp later.
Eve

nikkicrumpet said...

Hey Eve...thanks so much for the kind comments on my blog. It means a LOT coming from a blogger I admire. I don't know anything about the whole "stumble it" I'm pretty much a computer dork...haven't been blogger but a couple months..but I appreciate you making an effort on my behalf...that's really sweet of you. I just hope I'll be able to live up to the standards you guys set over at Humor bloggers. Thanks again!

Chat Blanc said...

That UPS thing isn't your fault, it's just the devil testin' ya.

eve cleveland said...

Nikki's in the trailer!
Woot! You are welcome, Girl. Y'all go read her HI-Larious post..C'mon, we'll all go. Nikki, you drive.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Kitty,
You probly right...he's like that. Him or that Joel Osteen, one.
Eve

TheFLy said...

That lock may be pretty much indestructible but that tiny cotton shirt sure isnt. I could rip that right off...err, wait, what were we talking about again.

buzz buzz

ettarose said...

eve, you are so righteous! I have a shirt like that, but I can't pull it together to put the lock on. I think mine is too small also.

eve cleveland said...

FLy..
Get on over here and let me give you a spankin!
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Ettarose..
Girl, you would be a big hit round this here trailer! Keep an eye on Kid Rock...he's grabby.
Eve

QuirkyLoon said...

I have it on good authority that something like this happened to Victoria Osteen.

It wasn't purdy.

Still, I can't figure it out. What does Joel see in her?

Hmm.

If Mama ain't happy...somebody's gonna get kilt.