Darlin, I am so excited that I ain't even gone try to make you take one of your pitiful rim shots at guessin' what happen today. I will just flat out tell you I am lucky to be so blessed. You know, how I done got my driver's license back after it had been revoked followin' my 13th D.U.I? Don't git me started on the legal system, Babe, I am in a real good mood.... Anyhoo, so now I can drive in broad daylight and not even give a rat's biscuit if a cop sees me, right? As if that was not enought of a relief...I showed up for my part time gig at The Pony and guess what. Ohhhhh, aright, I was just havin' a lil fun with you. I'm gone go 'head on and spring it.... THEY UP GIVED ME A COMPANY VAN! It's all mine for the drivin' and the company pays the gas too. Do you computate the meanin' of this here, Hon?
Now, when it comes time for carpool, I will fit all of my joons in that there rig. Not a single one will have to hoof it back to the trailer. We ain't gone have no child left behind! It just goes to show you, Shug. We may be toilin' away, feelin' unoticed and unappreciated. Like I've said, it ain't easy bein' all things to all people, but such is my lot in life. Still, I (usually) do my best and git up ever day(fer the most part) tryin' to do the right thang (when it suits me). Sure is nice to know that Gawd is watchin' and rewardin' those of us who do His biddin'..... and here I was feelin' so down 'bout havin' kilt Foghorn Leghorn. I reckon this is His way of sayin', "Well done, you good and faithful gal." Kindly gits me choked up. Like when I watch me some Joel Osteen.