That's a pithcer of me and ma twin, Tinsel. Does Pollock on ma shoulder make ma butt look big?

Twins Trailer Trash

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

This here is proof that you cain't out give the Lawrd.



Darlin, I am so excited that I ain't even gone try to make you take one of your pitiful rim shots at guessin' what happen today. I will just flat out tell you I am lucky to be so blessed. You know, how I done got my driver's license back after it had been revoked followin' my 13th D.U.I? Don't git me started on the legal system, Babe, I am in a real good mood.... Anyhoo, so now I can drive in broad daylight and not even give a rat's biscuit if a cop sees me, right? As if that was not enought of a relief...I showed up for my part time gig at The Pony and guess what. Ohhhhh, aright, I was just havin' a lil fun with you. I'm gone go 'head on and spring it.... THEY UP GIVED ME A COMPANY VAN! It's all mine for the drivin' and the company pays the gas too. Do you computate the meanin' of this here, Hon?

Now, when it comes time for carpool, I will fit all of my joons in that there rig. Not a single one will have to hoof it back to the trailer. We ain't gone have no child left behind! It just goes to show you, Shug. We may be toilin' away, feelin' unoticed and unappreciated. Like I've said, it ain't easy bein' all things to all people, but such is my lot in life. Still, I (usually) do my best and git up ever day(fer the most part) tryin' to do the right thang (when it suits me). Sure is nice to know that Gawd is watchin' and rewardin' those of us who do His biddin'..... and here I was feelin' so down 'bout havin' kilt Foghorn Leghorn. I reckon this is His way of sayin', "Well done, you good and faithful gal." Kindly gits me choked up. Like when I watch me some Joel Osteen.

22 comments:

VE said...

Can I ride on top? I bring my own superglue...

eve cleveland said...

ve...
You can ride shotgun with me anytime, Hon.
Eve

TheFLy said...

Im hopping in the Van. We can sit in the back ;) haha. If the van is a rockin' dont come a knockin' because we will be dancing, right *wink wink*

buzz buzz

Bill said...

Real happy for you Eve! Can't help wondering what else you might end up transporting in that thing though! ha ha. Best not to tell me!

Thinkinfyou said...

So you get mesmerized by Joel Osteen too? And here I thought I was alone with that.

eve cleveland said...

FLy...
Ohhhh, you know it, Babe. That van is all tricked out too. I may start havin' to travel more for bidness but I won't mind in that thang! Come see.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Bill,
I been missin you! Oh, Darlin' I am fixin' to really git diversified.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

T....
You know I love you girl but let me tell you something...JOEL OSTEEN IS WINKING AT ME AND ME ONLY...YOU HEAR ME..SO BACK OFT. Nuff said, Sis?
Eve

eve cleveland said...

T....
You know I love you girl but let me tell you something...JOEL OSTEEN IS WINKING AT ME AND ME ONLY...YOU HEAR ME..SO BACK OFT. Nuff said, Sis?
Eve

Thinkinfyou said...

You didn't have to tell me twice,beside I wouldn't mess with that man...his wife has been known to kick some ass.

AngieSS said...

Hell girl, and that there van is big enough that if somethin' were to happen to your trailer --- you could live in it!

Slumber party?!! I'll bring the Gin. ;^)

eve cleveland said...

T...I may have to write a post bout the time I mopped the floor with Vicky Osteen's weave!
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Angie,
You have the best ideas! I told you I been wantin' us to have a girl's night out. No more DUI's for us.
Eve

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I wuz jess wundrun' iffin' I could borry y'alls ride. I know I done messed up the last one and I will spend the rest of my everlovin' life apologizin' to ya fer it, but Bubba and me? Weez gittin' hitched. I know. Finally. Soon as I pop this latest puppy of his out, prolly tomorrow, we wanna hit the judge and go on a honeymoon. We prolly won't have it more than about a few weeks or so. Bubba wants to go campin'. And hunt fer Sasquatch. Thanks, hon.

Kirsten said...

That's some pretty fancy wheels you got there! Congrats!

eve cleveland said...

Nanny,
Sure you can, Sis! Come git these keys and leave the newborn with me while you two crazy kids go have some fun.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Kristen,
Wooohooo, we got the Soccer Mom slummin' it over here. Probably you're first time up in a trailer, Darlin. They ain't all as nice as this one.
Eve

Da Old Man said...

That is some sweet ride.

I was talking about the truck. Honest.

eve cleveland said...

Awwww Joe...
Be listenin' fer me, I'm on my way over.
Eve

Jeffman said...

They took your driving license away for drink-driving? What archaic system of law are you living under?

Glad they've finally seen sense and given it back. With that fine vehicle you've acquired and your ever-ready access to booze, the prospect of marriage is becoming ever more attractive.

eve cleveland said...

Jeffman,
I am fixin to tick it out in the back...what did I tell you? You better git on that paper work....are you awake over yonder? I'm gone drop you a line.
Eve

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer said...

You need to have your name across the van in big shiny letters...

If Mama ain't happy...somebody's gonna get kilt.