That's a pithcer of me and ma twin, Tinsel. Does Pollock on ma shoulder make ma butt look big?

Twins Trailer Trash

Friday, October 31, 2008

Remember, not everybody is wearin' a mask today.




Hey, Hon....git on in this trailer! Awwwww, look at you all dressed up like a PILTF! ( note from editor: this is not a real word, YET) Darlin, that is just bout the cutest thang ever. Come here, Baby and give me some Halloween love. Dayum, that BoFlex I got you, fer me, is worth every penny. It works so good, I'm gone git you another one.
I just bout fixed up everythang round the trailer in time fer the shindig. All that is left to do is git us some gravel out the parkin' lot and shine it up in the ole skool rock polisher. Then sprankle a lil sugar on it and viola, rock candy! And we got the half pints, cigs, dead hermit crabs and goldfish ready fer the treatsters. Oh, Lovebug, we got to git some Michelob Ultra in case we git any newborns...I'd hate to not be prepared fer 'em. You know, in all our years a celebratin' Halloween, nobody never tried to play a trick on us. Ain't that unusual. Probly cause we is just so popular and well thought of in the community.
Aright, Baby, let me git this announcement out the way so you and me can start havin' us some fun...
To all my dear readers, even the ones of y'all drownin' in the ocean way over yonder, and epsecially all my loyal supporters in Hell, the big day is finally here! I know we been waitin' a year or more fore it to roll round again, but what did I tell y'all? See, here it is. Y'all knock yourselfs out- and I mean it! Now, I hate to preach to you again...but, last Halloween, I spent 4 hours in the emergency room with that gotdam troll of an albatross of mine, Jitters. Someone tried to snatch her face oft. Listen to me...not ever body is wearin' a mask today. Some folks is jist ugly and that is their face fer real. So, all I ask is that nobody try to pull anybody's mask oft here without permission. I'm sorry to be so tuft on y'all, but trust me. Mama knows best! Now, let the games begin y'all. Go play at the carnival for a while, Baby and me got some thangs to to do......http://www.humorbloggers.net/ Happy Halloween.

26 comments:

Orion said...

some people's faces are... very, very scary. like the lady that works at the grocery store. You know the one... yeah, the one that only works nights because the manager won't let the "day time" customers see her...

creepy, creepy lady.

eve cleveland said...

Orion,
Hey, Hon! Just don't try to pull her face oft...don't touch her anywhere.
Eve

Dr Zibbs said...

That lady isn't THAt ugly. Let me just fo take another look here and...HOLY CRAP! You're right.

Thinkinfyou said...

So should I just walk up to them and ask,"Hey is that a mask,or are you just ugly?" Sounds like a great way to make new friends.LOL!

Chat Blanc said...

I'm quite certain it's humanitarian of me to hand out "pretty princess" masks to those unfortunate ugly non-mask types. Don't ya think?

Chica said...

Happy Halloween!! :D

hammy said...

:)

Happy Halloween, Evey.

Hope you had a great time.

Da Old Man said...

You always have the best advice. You are like Dear Abby, only sensible.

QuirkyLoon said...

I look fantastic during the night.

Dim lights, candle light, all very flattering for me.

I think I might have been a good vampire.

I love the nightlife,
I love to boogie

Sorry I got distracted.

(fun post)

Bill said...

Glad you like my PILTF costume, cause I wore it just for you. Wish it wasn't so short though!

Happy Halloween!

Don't touch that. Told you this was too short. Oh okay, touch it. :>)

Jeffman said...

It's certainly decent of you to consider the aesthetically challenged like that.

Over here we take photos of them and put on them on the mantlepiece. Keeps the kids away from the fireplace.

Another public service announcement brought to you by Jeffman.

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer said...

I wouldn't stop with the mask with you, darlin'. I pull all your costume off, show you a trick, and give you a treat...

almost anonymous said...

I know that lady in the top photo. Her name is Sara. She lives in Texas. You need to put some kind of disclaimer on that blog. I didn't raise no dummies. That's all I'm sayin.

eve cleveland said...

Dr. Zibbs,
Babe, I can save you a whole lot a time iffin u let me.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

T...
I love it and you. Let's start doin that rat now and never stop, girlfriend.
Boo to you,
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Kitty,
You have the best ideas and sometimes you almost make me feel bad for not bein more thougtful. But, no, Shug, the harsh facts are that we can't all be pretty.. womp womp womp....
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Chica..
I got some half pints I'm savin' fer your precious boys. And I'm gone give you a free tat tonight too. So, y'all come on.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Hammy,
Thanks, Hon.. I feel bad that y'all ain't got halloween in India. I still say we could git it started.
Glitter and Bunnies,
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Old man..
I missed you today like a good pair a scissors. Got a lil somethin' fixed up fer ya...I'm gone run it by later.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

quirkyloon..
Git on in this trailer and shake a tail feather! We got the Kari yo ko coo cranked. Kid and Kracker be glad to jam with ya.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Bwhahaha my Bill..
I didn't really say it did I? I'm being good, huh?
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Jeffman,
Can you crank back the clocks where you are at and come spend some time with me?
Eve

eve cleveland said...

John J...
You is too young to member the Pez dipenser. I was the model fer the first one...come see.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Almost Anonymous..
All I got to say to you is, you must be from Petty Point cause aint nobody else in the world got the Anonymouses like these folks do. Plus, most y'all is ugly. So, $#@% you and your disclaimer.Won Ton, Baby.. git the bouncer.
Eve

Jeffman said...

I have cranked back those pesky clocks and arrived in time to defend your honour, Eve.

I have a very blunt frying pan with which to ward off this 'Almost Anonymous' miscreant.

Let battle commence!

Seraphine said...

some people look at their shoes when talking to others, just for that reason.

If Mama ain't happy...somebody's gonna get kilt.