Hey, Hon....git on in this trailer! Awwwww, look at you all dressed up like a PILTF! ( note from editor: this is not a real word, YET) Darlin, that is just bout the cutest thang ever. Come here, Baby and give me some Halloween love. Dayum, that BoFlex I got you, fer me, is worth every penny. It works so good, I'm gone git you another one.
I just bout fixed up everythang round the trailer in time fer the shindig. All that is left to do is git us some gravel out the parkin' lot and shine it up in the ole skool rock polisher. Then sprankle a lil sugar on it and viola, rock candy! And we got the half pints, cigs, dead hermit crabs and goldfish ready fer the treatsters. Oh, Lovebug, we got to git some Michelob Ultra in case we git any newborns...I'd hate to not be prepared fer 'em. You know, in all our years a celebratin' Halloween, nobody never tried to play a trick on us. Ain't that unusual. Probly cause we is just so popular and well thought of in the community.
Aright, Baby, let me git this announcement out the way so you and me can start havin' us some fun...
To all my dear readers, even the ones of y'all drownin' in the ocean way over yonder, and epsecially all my loyal supporters in Hell, the big day is finally here! I know we been waitin' a year or more fore it to roll round again, but what did I tell y'all? See, here it is. Y'all knock yourselfs out- and I mean it! Now, I hate to preach to you again...but, last Halloween, I spent 4 hours in the emergency room with that gotdam troll of an albatross of mine, Jitters. Someone tried to snatch her face oft. Listen to me...not ever body is wearin' a mask today. Some folks is jist ugly and that is their face fer real. So, all I ask is that nobody try to pull anybody's mask oft here without permission. I'm sorry to be so tuft on y'all, but trust me. Mama knows best! Now, let the games begin y'all. Go play at the carnival for a while, Baby and me got some thangs to to do......http://www.humorbloggers.net/ Happy Halloween.