That's a pithcer of me and ma twin, Tinsel. Does Pollock on ma shoulder make ma butt look big?

Twins Trailer Trash

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Fore y'all read that mess down yonder, go look at this.

I hate to keep yammerin' on bout how lucky I am to be so blessed and what not. But the thang that really keeps me goin' is havin' the kind of friends that I got. Not many folks have so many buddies who would be ready to help 'em commit assistin' a pregnant midget commit suicide. Doin' as much time as I have, I've made some real good connections. No luck with Jitters yet. Y'all, we ain't givin' up...... she has got to git! How can someone so small be so hard to kill?

Bill's got him a special place in my heart of gold. He's way up yonder in some country called Canada, but he seems almost human. I love him more than bunnies. Look what he done.

Now, I got to git to work. Behave and I'm gone holler at y'all later. And don't forget to read my list of ways to break the monotony of your day. Cause, when I git back to the trailer, I don't want to hear 'bout how there was nothin' to do with me gone.


Chica said...

Aww that was sweet! :)

Thinkinfyou said...

Bill's a sweetheart,isn't he.
I think he hit the nail on the head!

Da Old Man said...

You are an extraordinary blogger. Well deserved award, my friend.

AngieSS said...

That guy does good work don't he!!!

BTW Finally, you got your feedburner goin' and all your tabs at the top. Woot! I'm gonna subscribe rat now. :)

eve cleveland said...

Y'all are all too nice to me, ya know? What up with Old Man? He almost sounds kind? Thanks, Ang.
If Won Ton don't qwit double bookin' me, I thank I might let Bill become my pimp.

Dano MacNamarrah said...

Eve~Go check your e-mail. I just applied for us to get jobs! I'm back on the GI Gin, so I'm in good shape. The bottles look so much smaller than they used to be.

You'd think they could take that wine-in-a-box concept, and apply it to codeine cough syrup. I mean, some of us need it, because it gets so cold up here. And wet.

If Mama ain't happy...somebody's gonna get kilt.