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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Do me a favor right quick, would you, Hon?



Hey, Babe.... dayum you sure lookin' good today. I wished I had more time to visit, but I got some bidness needs takin' care of now. Listen, Darlin', you member a while back when I posted that story 'bout my childhood and how I was adopted and raised by wolves? Yeah, you don't forget a trick, do you, Shug? Well, I was supposed to be havin' all kinds of fancy links and gadgets and what nots up in here all week tellin' you to go over there to Ettarose's wonderful site and read all the other entries and jack up my the hits on mine. I have failed you again, Babe. How long must you suffer because of my inadaquacies? When I learn me how to get us all them links, htmls, widgets, wingdings, gadgets and all day suckers over here, we are really gonna have this thang wired. Till then, would you mind go havin' a look see over at Ettarose and laughin' real hard at all the entries. I promise you, it will be no chore. Just click on that blue thang right thare and, if you hold your mouth right, it's gonna magically transport you to the Humor Carnival!
http://ettarose-edgeofsanity.blogspot.com/ I'm gonna holler at y'all later and see what you thank. Come back here later, 'cause I got some real good news I want to tell you 'bout! O.K. Darlin' thanks for helpin' me out....love you too, Muffinhead.

13 comments:

Bubba, Sr. said...

Eve,
All the stories were funny, but yours was the best. Is there any way I could get a closer look at that tattoo of yours-you do nice work.
Bubba, Sr.
Night Manager at Sav-On Drugs

eve cleveland said...

Bubba, Sr,
If you are wantin' to take a look at somethin' why don't you study that restrain' order I have against you. Hell no you can't look at nothin' on me and I don't care how powerful your position is up to the Sav-On. Now Git!
Eve

Da Old Man said...

Very nice new blog layout.

Loved the Carnival. They ran out of carmel corn, though. :(

eve cleveland said...

Old man..
I am fixin' to come git your tail so you can have your way with me at the IHOP. You gonna forget all bout dat caramel corn...or this one is on da house.
Eve

Chica said...

Haha I've been reading and laughing like crazy yo, it's been great. love the new design btw! Looks like Ms. Chelle got a hold of it and done right by you. :D

Oh and I still don't get updates through my feed for this blog, I keep missing out on the good stuff. :/

eve cleveland said...

Chica,
Hey, Darlin! Hope all your boys are well now. Chelle did git a holt of this and have somethin done about it. You know I can't hit a lick at a stick, grl. I've enlisted peeps to git me on all that fancy shiz like the feeds n stuff. Lawrd knows I can't be responsible for feedin' no more than I already gave birth to.
Love you, Baby.
Eve

Thinkinfyou said...

The new layout looks great!!!

eve cleveland said...

Terri,
Thanks! My friend Angie from Cup of Snarky did it...it gives me so much more room. We're still tweakin' it a bit.
Eve

VE said...

Hey wait a minute...what this about something for me over here? Is it a pony? Naked photos of supermodels? The secret 8th Harry Potter book? Potatos that look like Jesus? Am I at the right blog site? Am I on the planet Qalwark? So many questions...

eve cleveland said...

ve....
hahahaha my evil plan to get you alone is working....OK, not really!
My friend Angie at Cup of Snarky fixed my place up a lil, don't it look nice?
Yeah, Baby. No Joke, I am givin you an award because you make me happy. I just ain't got it quite ready for you yet. So grab you a beer and crash on the recliner while I write this post and then I will come get you.
Eve

Bill said...

I know I'm late to this Eve, last few days have been wacky, but this was a great post for the Carnival -welll done you!

VE said...

Ok, as long as I getta peak while you're dressin'...

eve cleveland said...

VE,
You bet! And I won't even charge you.
Eve

If Mama ain't happy...somebody's gonna get kilt.