I have sugar ants all over my kitchen. Nothing seems to rid me of them. I've tried everything. Any suggestions?
Who hasn't been there with the sugar ants? I guess that most folks don't know that this problem is so easily remedied. Here's what you do: pour gasoline all over your counter tops, light a match, then run like its Armeggedon. It's so simple a monkey could do it. My eco-friendly solution is fool proof. I gaurandamntee that you won't have any more ants. It worked like a charm for me (see pic of former residence). Good luck!
I wouldn't go to the Battle for the Alamo, because Davy Crockett died there, and that made me cry in the movie. I cried when Old Yeller died and when Lassie Came Home, too, but I don't think those were true stories, so I don't think time travel could take you there...
Well, Sweetie, first know that you are not alone. You have tons of options! But I want to give your situation a fair assesment. That will require that you provide me with the following information: An unretouched photo of your husband along with height and B.M.I, his work out regime, his current age and a record of his life insurance policies, a copy of your financial statement, your clothing and shoe size, the model car you drive, a link to your country club, an unretouched photo of Prize, sans shirt (please include any of his good looking friends), and recent estimates on the value of your beach house, mountain home and primary residence. Most importantly, I need a nude photo of you without make up. Please get that to me as soon as possible. In the mean time, start eating lots of ice cream while you watch Oprah and be sure to discuss each show in depth with your husband. And until we get this straightened out, I think it's best that you refuse to have any kind of sex with him ever. Trust me, I know things. Keep the faith...it will all work out for the best! You will get what's coming to you, I promise!