That's a pithcer of me and ma twin, Tinsel. Does Pollock on ma shoulder make ma butt look big?

Twins Trailer Trash

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Baby, I got to step out a minute.











Well, Shug, that there was quite a ride! And the drive up wasn't bad neither. This is it... Las Vegas-literally the Mecca and crossroads of culture and wisdom fer the modern world. Hahahaha, Baby, nothin' tickles me like seein' you so happy. I'm glad you like the suite, Honey. It's real nice, ain't it? Yep, they let us stay here fer free, but that there is one of them complicated thangs me and you don't need to git into. No, there ain't gone be nobody else stayin' in all this space but you and me. Well, Heyal, yeah, you can jump on the beds! You can jump on anythang you want to, jist like you can at my trailer. I love it when you git so excited, like a kid,only I won't face charges. Oh, you want to go for a swim, now? Awww, Darlin', that's a bath tub, it's jist a mighty big one. . See that fancy spickit there at the top? Jist cut it on and let the water run....I brought your Mr. Bubbles. Hahaha, yeah, Sweetheart, you can order any pay per view movies you want to. Yep, I do believe they git the Cartoon Network and all your other favorite stations too. Uh-huh, I did brang your Guitar Hero and your Donkey Kong too. Here's your Sponge Bob toothbrush and Bugs Bunny toothpaste by the sink...Yeah, Darlin' you can watch T.V. from the tub. Ain't that somethin?



Sweetheart, I don't want you playin' with them games that use 'lectricity while you in the tub. Well, that can be dangerous, Hon....there is power runnin' through them wires and iffin they git wet, it could be fatal- might even kill you to the point of death. It would break my heart if you 'lectocuted yourself- and I jist don't have the strength to lose you now. Here, I brought your Etch a Sketch, that's safer. Baby, them bottles of liquor in that fridge is T tiny. It's a lot a trouble, but jist drank 'em all and they'll brang more. You be studyin' that book of food over yonder and then push the button on the phone that says "Room Service". Awww, well then Darlin, jist order it all.

Listen, I got to tart myself up a bit. Tie this corset tight as you can, would you? Naww, don't worry ' bout me bein' able to breathe, that ain't important. Grease up my thighs and pull them fishnets up a lil more...I can't bend too much with the whale bones in this thang. Now, Baby hand me that "Tramp in a Box" kit by M.A.C. Now, jist to smudge this lipstick enough to make me look popular...Does the back of my hair look like I been layin' on it a good part of the day? Smash it down a bit for me, Darlin. I got to hobble to to the the VIP rooms and do a a lil bidness development. Lawrd knows I need all the write ofts I can git. ....Naww , Baby... We been over this. My Love, it ain't got nothin' to do with me bein' ashamed of you a'tall. It's jist that you can't go to work with me, Hon. That there would be bad fung shway. Iffin I brought you to the bar with me, it would defeat the whole porpoise of me bein' there, Sweetheart. You jist have to trust me on that....I wish to Gawd I'd never let you watch that old movie The American Gigolo. It don't work that way in real life, Darlin'...... Aright, like I done promised, iffin I ever git a gig like that, I will call you on your Iphone post haste. And, yes, Baby, when I ain't workin, I'm completely monogamous. Yes, you are always on my mind. Please don't go gittin' all needy on me...Dayum. Do I not git you whatever you want whenever you want it? Now, git oft my back till I tell you to git on it. Make me a drink.



Look, I got to run out fer a bit...While I'm gone, you take you a nice hot, bubble bath and enjoy yourself like I would. I left you 10Gs on the bed. Go down to the esplanade here at the Wynn and find the shop called, Brioni. ask for Shane. He's expectin' you. He's gone fix you up with some real nice thangs. All you got to do is stand there. Then come back to suite and wait fer me...I 'll be back soon as I can to see how nice all your new clothes look in a big pile on the floor. Am I goin' to fast fer you, Baby?

22 comments:

The Hussy Housewife said...

Thanks for looking after me and making me feel at home ;)

FANCY said...

They are always in a hurry ...you give him bubbles and he complain...*LOL*...I think this is sensual and passion in a good mix... sound like a special moments...;)

eve cleveland said...

Jamie...
Honey, can you keep Baby busy fer a bit? This is takin' longer that I thought...gotdam Viagra.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Fancy...
Baby is my most favoritist person in the world, long as he don't talk.
Eve

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL...it's all the cartoons...It slows down their brain cells. I'm still laughing about the fung shway!

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer said...

Mmmm... Corsets! Yummy...

Thinkinfyou said...

You are one hell of a woman,Eve. Your love for this man knows no bounds.

eve cleveland said...

Nikki...
Girl,I thought 'bout you when I was studyin' some mirrors on one of them ceilins' here. That's the kind of classy touches you come up with in your decoratin'.
Miss you, Hon,
Eve

eve cleveland said...

John J..
Darlin'..I got a knot somewhere in this one, can you come git me out?
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Terri,
Bindin' Baby up takes so much time. Duct tape leaves a mark on him so... I jist use hand cuffs.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Terri,
Bindin' Baby up takes so much time. Duct tape leaves a mark on him so... I jist use hand cuffs.
Eve

Jeffman said...

You have a porpoise too? Is there no end to the decadent indecency?

John Bonham would've been proud (if the rumour had been true, of course).

Da Old Man said...

Looks like you are having a good time in Vegas. You aren't just going to move the trailer there, are you?

Trukindog said...

Oooooooooo FISHNETS, do they have the line up the back & are ya wearin 4" spike heels?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey if ya come thru Phx. on yer way back to Miss. Twitter at me and I'll meet ya fer a Beer...wear the Fishnets. heh heh ;)

Anna Lefler said...

Aw, man...now I'm dyin' to go to Vegas.

* sigh *

Who'm I kiddin'? I'm ALWAYS dyin' to go to Vegas!

Love yer blog, lady.

XO

Anna

Hale McKay said...

Corset and fishnets? NOw why would I want to watch cartoons?

eve cleveland said...

Jeffman,
Hey, Babe.Yeah, That book, The Porpoise Driven Life, really gave me a lot of direction.It makes it tough to travel though.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Old Man..
We are fixin' to head back. I got to come by and see what you have been into...I heard you got tag teamed, I can't leave you alone fer a minute. Scoot over, I gone be there in time fer Wheel.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Nikki...
Girl, Tom and Jerry keeps Baby busy fer hours! He's to the sweetest giggle you ever heard.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Truckindog...
Hey, Darlin! I'll be comin' through round 3 am...find me a truck stop with clean showers and txt me.
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Anna,
You should have come with us, Girl! Maybe we will swing by and visit y'all in Lala...
Eve

eve cleveland said...

Hale,
Honey, I got to encourage Baby to watch TV jist so I can go to work. Somebody has to make a livin' round here and Gawd knows it ain't gone be him.
Eve

If Mama ain't happy...somebody's gonna get kilt.