That's a pithcer of me and ma twin, Tinsel. Does Pollock on ma shoulder make ma butt look big?
Friday, August 15, 2008
Hey! Great news....I've got a couple of leads on jobs. Wish me luck. The time travel one sounds really interesting. Hopefully, we could stop by the '80s where I left some unfinished business. I'll let you know how it goes.
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Well, if you get back, let us know how it was, and how much you got paid. Oh, and where you went. If it was me, I'd go to the Shootout at the OK Corral. Always wanted to see that in person.
I wouldn't go to the Battle for the Alamo, because Davy Crockett died there, and that made me cry in the movie. I cried when Old Yeller died and when Lassie C[a]me Home, too, but I don't think those were true stories, so I don't think time travel could take you there...
Dear Eve, Please be gentle with me because I'm a blogging virgin! I think that with all of your past work/life/prison experiences, you should consider being an Olympic commentator. Let's face it, who really cares how an athlete feels about losing by one hundreth of a second or by five hundreths of a point. What we really want to know is how often they wax, have they hooked up with any other hot, buff athletes, and is it hard to use aliases when their faces are plastered all of the Wheaties boxes! I think you are just the person we need to answer the REAL hard-hitting questions! If you need a reference to list on your application, don't hesitate to ask me! As far as advice goes, I do have a little question for you. Do you think that at over-40 I should give up my dream of becoming an Olympic champion on the balance beam? I don't really have any gymnastics experience - but they do say that 40 is the new 20! I'll keep stretching out and working on my dismount until I hear from you! Do they have smoking sections for the athletes while they are waiting to perform? That might be a deal-breaker!
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Well, if you get back, let us know how it was, and how much you got paid. Oh, and where you went. If it was me, I'd go to the Shootout at the OK Corral. Always wanted to see that in person.
You so crazy!
I wouldn't go to the Battle for the Alamo, because Davy Crockett died there, and that made me cry in the movie. I cried when Old Yeller died and when Lassie C[a]me Home, too, but I don't think those were true stories, so I don't think time travel could take you there...
Dear Eve,
Please be gentle with me because I'm a blogging virgin! I think that with all of your past work/life/prison experiences, you should consider being an Olympic commentator. Let's face it, who really cares how an athlete feels about losing by one hundreth of a second or by five hundreths of a point. What we really want to know is how often they wax, have they hooked up with any other hot, buff athletes, and is it hard to use aliases when their faces are plastered all of the Wheaties boxes! I think you are just the person we need to answer the REAL hard-hitting questions! If you need a reference to list on your application, don't hesitate to ask me! As far as advice goes, I do have a little question for you. Do you think that at over-40 I should give up my dream of becoming an Olympic champion on the balance beam? I don't really have any gymnastics experience - but they do say that 40 is the new 20! I'll keep stretching out and working on my dismount until I hear from you! Do they have smoking sections for the athletes while they are waiting to perform? That might be a deal-breaker!
hey eve, my daughter died my son's hair pink, school starts in 3 days, what do i do
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