Gotdamit! Chelle's birthday present jist now got here cause of some mix up at UPS. So, my cyber BFF's B'day present ain't only late, the thang is way too small. I tried it on, and as y'all can see, that ain't gone do nothin' but make a fella mad. Let me git this mess straightened out. I'm gone holler at y'all after our church services at the Jello pool. The sermon I wrote fer this mornin' is on plannin' ahead and payin' attention to details...I feel perty humbled rat now. I wonder if this kind of thang happens to Joel Osteen.
