Hey, Hon! I apologize fer bein' out of touch. I been out of town. It's always nice to git back to the trailer. Baby 2.0 and me took a short bidness trip to Paris. Yeah, the one in France. We didn't have a whole lot of time fer sight seein' on this junket. It was perty much git in and git out. Had us a meetin' at a lil jewelry store over yonder oft the Champs - Elysee. We got what we came for and headed on home. Listen, Shug, there is a heap of unpackin' to do and I'm a bit jonsey 'bout gettin' it all done. It shouldn't take too terrible long. All the Joons is pitchin' in and Won Ton has been workin' on it a while. Soon as we finish fencin' stuff, I'm gone git back with you. Did you see that press release from Hades, Inc. got picked up by Associated Press? Looks like Listmas is a big hit. My ex, Satan, has left me a slew of messages, but I ain't got time to chit chat with him now. I need to wrap up some loose ends here. Hope you and your mama and them is all doin' aright. I will holler at you later, Darlin'. Can't wait to visit with you. I brought you a lil somethin' from the trip. It ain't much... but I saw it and thunk of you.
26 comments:
I can hardly wait to see what you got me.
Old man...
It's more sparklier than glitter!
Eve
You poor thang. You went to Paris, France instead of Paris, Texas?
I'm thinkin' you're gonna need a case of bourbon to get over your disappointment!
By the way, that gal's butt-crack is better than mine! I'm jealous!
tee hee
Eve~
Honey pie, run out to the news stand and take a look in GQ for December. On page 162, they wrote about Jack Westlund, the Pony and the voter-registration drive you ladies did!
Congrats on making the big times!
I can't imagine anything sparklier than glitter. They must just keep that stuff overseas.
Quirkster..
Some folks is gone be mad at me now 'cause I told 'em to meet us at Harry's in Paris, Texas. But, I really hate tryin' to split stuff up after a job like this one.
Eve
Dano...
Hey, Darlin! I got GQ right here....I never read the articles. I got to take a look.
Eve
Terri...
Wait till you git a load of it. It will blow your mine.
Eve
You mean you were in France and you didn't pop across the channel to come see me? Eve...
Nevermind. Hopefully you acquired me something obscenely decadent to make up for it.
Howdy Ms Eve...I just have this gloriously delicious image of you, the high class trailer gal, singing Fa La La La La in the streets of France!
Eve,
I know you are a Marlboro gal, but those Winstons probly look good on you. You better lay low, I heard they put Inspector Clouseau on the job. Anything pink and furry you want to show me? You can edit that last part iffin you want to.
Free Wheeler
Hmmmm if I got to choose between having a butt as good as hers...or the diamonds....I'd take the butt!
Girl, I hope you went way over the $10 spendin' cap...
Peace - Rene
Eve, is the article good? Are you going to be famous? If so next time you can buy me a butt crack like the one on this post. I want the rest of the body too please.
Awww I just read your comment....I feel all warm and fuzzy....it's so nice getting comments like that from someone I ♥ and respect!....and tell your boys "hey"!
I'm surprised France didn't surrender to you while you were there...
I don't want to sound ungrateful... but you can keep the diamonds... I'll take the girl.
J'man..
I swung by but you was passed out and I couldn't git you to wake up.
Check under your pillow, I left you somethin' there.
Eve
Muse...
It was a pretty sight. Baby 2.0 and me got a few goofy shots for our Christmas album. That man don't take a bad picture.
Eve
Free Wheeler...
I love that Inspector Clouseau. We've worked together many times. He is a riot.
Eve
Nikkster...
You get a but like that from years of runnin' from the law, trust me.
Eve
Rene...
Secret Santa don't have no spendin' cap here this year. I got you and your mama some things that are gone make y'all the talk of your neighborhood party.Just tell folks it's all fake.
Eve
Ettarose,
Like I said..you can have a body like like too. You jist got to turn to a life of crime and be successful at it.
Eve
John J...
France did surrender to me. But I got to go back for the parade and stuff. I didn't want all that press at the time.
Eve
LL...
That can certainly be arranged. Call my son, Won Ton, and book your appointment now. Look forward to spending time with you soon.
Eve
Hi Eve, Glad you had a good trip! You know, we have got a Paris, Ontario up my way - and there's London right near it, so you can really do the Grand Tour!
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