tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post648631300130267311..comments2023-04-09T08:15:21.772-05:00Comments on thatsfunnybecause: I'm jist an angel with no halo...cause it messes up my hairdo.eve clevelandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-29639362960859513012008-10-31T11:39:00.000-05:002008-10-31T11:39:00.000-05:00Oh sweet-pea,You have no idea how tempting that is...Oh sweet-pea,<BR/><BR/>You have no idea how tempting that is. I don't know if I told you this, but I can make some amazing kudzu dishes.<BR/><BR/>Beer-battered Deep Fried Kudzu, Baco-bits 'n' Kudzu Stir-Fry, Kudzu 'n' Moon-Pie Mash.........<BR/><BR/>The thing is, remember back on October 18th, when I came clean about some things? Maybe you were inebriated just a tad, so you may need a reminder.<BR/><BR/>Well, I wrote about the plea agreement I'd made in regards to that little DUI on a Zamboni. Remember how I said that part of the deal was that it would be expunged from my record in the year 2010?<BR/><BR/>So, the way that worked out was I have to wear one of those ankle-bracelets, you know the kind that track your movements? Uh-huh. It zaps me if I further than seventy miles from Philadelphia.<BR/><BR/>Which is just silly. It's not like I have any money to go anywhere and I lost my Green Card, so I can't go to Mexico (where the warrant is), or Canada, because I couldn't get back in. Which if McCain wins, may be what I end up doing.<BR/><BR/>Let me talk to my PO, and see if I can arrange to hitch-hike down for a visit. Cross your toes and fingers!kwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02718969376533836939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-29141321957221132022008-10-30T16:54:00.000-05:002008-10-30T16:54:00.000-05:00Dano...I been thankin'...I believe it is time fer ...Dano...<BR/>I been thankin'...I believe it is time fer you to come on down here and live with us at Won Ton Estates. I can hire you.You can live in one of the Hospice Trailers fer free rat now, cause they is provin' hard to rent. Bidness is real good and I could sure nuff use some help. What you say, Sis?eve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-13561871560732575722008-10-30T16:51:00.000-05:002008-10-30T16:51:00.000-05:00Old Man..That's just probly due to your senility, ...Old Man..<BR/>That's just probly due to your senility, I'm jist sayin'. You know I love you, Babe. But you are losin' it.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-11061790554278583822008-10-30T16:44:00.000-05:002008-10-30T16:44:00.000-05:00Darling Eve,We must be related. I'm sure if we go...Darling Eve,<BR/><BR/>We must be related. I'm sure if we got hold of one of those dullards who trace family lineage way back, we'd see we share some blood!<BR/><BR/>My last truck, I covered in tiles and marbles and kewpie dolls and mirrors. But the one before that, I covered in huge flames of glitter. I used to build scenery for Carnival Cruise ships, so we had vats and vats of glitter.<BR/><BR/>One time, I was over at a friend's house. I thought it would be good to shave my head again. But this time, I only shaved the middle to begin with. Then I did a wonderful combover. When I showed it to my friend, she started crying, even though her boyfriend and I were peeing ourselves.<BR/><BR/>My cat Nigel Nancyboy has a problematic lisp, when he answers me. He says "s" like it's "sh". It can make for some interesting wordsh.kwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02718969376533836939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-30721783723788965102008-10-30T14:24:00.000-05:002008-10-30T14:24:00.000-05:00The V8 in Bloody Mary's is a fine tip. I used to d...The V8 in Bloody Mary's is a fine tip. I used to drink a lot of vodka and orange juice. All that vitamin C, I never got a cold. At least not one I remember.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-63088817095279837552008-10-30T10:25:00.000-05:002008-10-30T10:25:00.000-05:00Awww, Bill..You had me at Hello! But, when I feel ...Awww, Bill..<BR/>You had me at Hello! But, when I feel like I'm lookin' a lil rode hard it don't hurt to roll around in some glitter.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-8115664191760956702008-10-30T09:47:00.000-05:002008-10-30T09:47:00.000-05:00Best post title yet! You don't need glitter Eve, b...Best post title yet! You don't need glitter Eve, be like the proverbial gilding the lily. Just dab a lil Cold Turkey behind your ears.Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12819550753603877920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-10812316573937709722008-10-30T09:07:00.000-05:002008-10-30T09:07:00.000-05:00Jeffman,Lucky fer you, I'm a giver. And I like you...Jeffman,<BR/>Lucky fer you, I'm a giver. And I like you ;)<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-28669493844894232092008-10-30T09:05:00.000-05:002008-10-30T09:05:00.000-05:00T.You so pretty already you don't need it. Lovin y...T.<BR/>You so pretty already you don't need it. <BR/>Lovin you,<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-72517902886312063552008-10-30T09:04:00.000-05:002008-10-30T09:04:00.000-05:00Kristen..Girl, thanks fer remindin me! I am one of...Kristen..<BR/>Girl, thanks fer remindin me! I am one of them pshycics too.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-28433433579547548322008-10-30T08:28:00.000-05:002008-10-30T08:28:00.000-05:00You talk amazing sense, my good woman. I struggle ...You talk amazing sense, my good woman. I struggle to find fault in any of your suggestions, apart from the last one. That could lead to all manner of complications.<BR/><BR/>PS. I find early morning inebriation tremendously fruity in a woman.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-53556313302900885392008-10-30T07:34:00.000-05:002008-10-30T07:34:00.000-05:00Eve,I don't know what I would do without you! I'm ...Eve,I don't know what I would do without you! I'm going out today and buying huge containers of glitter to carry with me where ever I go! Everything looks better with a little (or a lot)glitter on it!!Thinkinfyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-84184694490842346442008-10-30T06:20:00.000-05:002008-10-30T06:20:00.000-05:00I knew I came here for a reason.Thanks for the tip...I knew I came here for a reason.<BR/>Thanks for the tips on questions I didn't even know I had yetKristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13685595771275144943noreply@blogger.com