tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post2730077685383619642..comments2023-04-09T08:15:21.772-05:00Comments on thatsfunnybecause: Things to do before leaving the White House, by Laura Busheve clevelandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-12633061005860422182008-12-11T14:00:00.000-06:002008-12-11T14:00:00.000-06:00Laura Bush at Spencers... the images that conjures...Laura Bush at Spencers... the images that conjures up!Anndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08703154815958841195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-17385041605903341302008-12-09T10:15:00.000-06:002008-12-09T10:15:00.000-06:00Eve - Did you live in an apartment near the junior...Eve - Did you live in an apartment near the junior college in Dallas once? I swear that is exactly how the previous tenants left the place. The chickens were easy to find after a few days, but Arlene lost her perfume counter job at Target because her clothes always smelled like she worked at Long John Silvers.<BR/>Fess up Eve. It was you wasn't it?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-87606431296225135472008-12-09T00:16:00.000-06:002008-12-09T00:16:00.000-06:00Chat Blanc (Kitty!)You know, Laura could probably ...Chat Blanc (Kitty!)<BR/>You know, Laura could probably use a really good shrink right now. I done shot mine when he said I was nuts. Do you know of one?<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-4647950194660348982008-12-09T00:13:00.000-06:002008-12-09T00:13:00.000-06:00Static...Says here on my schedule we sure nuff got...Static...<BR/>Says here on my schedule we sure nuff got us a date. I am gone have to run me a Bounce over my skirt to avoid me gittin' shocked! Dude, that hair of yours is electrofryin.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-5690350845295950062008-12-09T00:09:00.000-06:002008-12-09T00:09:00.000-06:00Ang...Gettin' Dubya to part with them back issues ...Ang...<BR/>Gettin' Dubya to part with them back issues of Mad Magazine was gone git ugly! Next time you in the check out line at the Piggly Wiggly you can read all about it.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-10714363002701751992008-12-08T23:45:00.000-06:002008-12-08T23:45:00.000-06:00oh that Laura, she's such a card! maybe all those ...oh that Laura, she's such a card! maybe all those pranks are pent up rage at George just misdirected. it might be good therapy for her to keep a few of them. ;)Chat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-17222385418857809272008-12-08T22:21:00.000-06:002008-12-08T22:21:00.000-06:00Well I do declare, Eve. I believe you are making f...Well I do declare, Eve. I believe you are making fun of southern folk, and the good name Laura Bush has tried so hard to hold onto...largely silent during her stay in the White House, she did manage to call her husband "Mr. Excitement" and said she told him that if he wanted to "end tyranny in the world" he would have to stay up later. She even used the old joke that he "tried to milk a horse ... and what's worse it was a male horse." She also jokingly compared mother-in-law Barbara Bush to "Don Corleone."<BR/><BR/>Yeah, she's a real hoot.<BR/>Now git yo ass in this trailer girl, you got a date with the lap rocket...Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-17000324338496821542008-12-08T13:57:00.000-06:002008-12-08T13:57:00.000-06:00Wow...she's a mad evil genius. Too bad she didn't...Wow...she's a mad evil genius. Too bad she didn't run the country while he stayed at home as first lady!! #22 was obviously my favorite...hehehe<BR/><BR/>Girlfriend you is soooooo funny!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-14574419702637979652008-12-08T10:02:00.000-06:002008-12-08T10:02:00.000-06:00John J...Those are so good they kind of scare me, ...John J...<BR/>Those are so good they kind of scare me, Babe. You got some experience here? I know how you I-talians can get.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-79536555841339772842008-12-08T07:32:00.000-06:002008-12-08T07:32:00.000-06:00I think Laura should also put dead fish between th...I think Laura should also put dead fish between the mattress and box spring of the presidential bed and run dental floss at ankle level between all the door ways.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-14923659849827470142008-12-08T07:21:00.000-06:002008-12-08T07:21:00.000-06:00Ettarose...It ain't easy bein' all things to all p...Ettarose...<BR/>It ain't easy bein' all things to all people, Shug. But such is my lot in life.<BR/>Eve.eve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-20397939286458833902008-12-08T07:20:00.000-06:002008-12-08T07:20:00.000-06:00Muse...This is all Laura's doin', Hon.EveMuse...<BR/>This is all Laura's doin', Hon.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-59299065610155918202008-12-08T07:19:00.000-06:002008-12-08T07:19:00.000-06:00Marvel Goose...Hahahaha! Love it, you and Laura su...Marvel Goose...<BR/>Hahahaha! Love it, you and Laura sure nuff don't need to git together. And please give Satan a call iffin you is willin' to talk to him. Lawrd, knows I could use a break from that jerk every now and then.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-85095346295145169292008-12-08T07:17:00.000-06:002008-12-08T07:17:00.000-06:00Nikkster...Darlin', I hope you like 'em. I ordered...Nikkster...<BR/>Darlin', I hope you like 'em. I ordered you a set for Christmas. They looked jist like some of the classy stuff you got.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-33923430329218870562008-12-08T07:16:00.000-06:002008-12-08T07:16:00.000-06:00Nanny,I tell you what,Girl. Under that smooth hair...Nanny,<BR/>I tell you what,Girl. Under that smooth hairdo and cardigan is a real hell-cat.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-62785528766590034132008-12-08T07:15:00.000-06:002008-12-08T07:15:00.000-06:00Joel...Oh, he had a fit when Laura tried to make h...Joel...<BR/>Oh, he had a fit when Laura tried to make him leave his Mad Magazines there!<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-59790956591118203132008-12-08T07:14:00.000-06:002008-12-08T07:14:00.000-06:00Hard to pick a favorite prank here, but I do love ...Hard to pick a favorite prank here, but I do love the Presidential Magic 8 Balls that only say "Maybe"!<BR/><BR/>That is what my Magic 8 Ball says a lot these days.Lidianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14609618027313982020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-16508241481277520852008-12-08T03:07:00.000-06:002008-12-08T03:07:00.000-06:00Eve, Where the hell you been honey? I have been wo...Eve, Where the hell you been honey? I have been worried about you. Now don't go trying to solve the White House's new residents problems. I am sure those secret service people will let Joe Lieberman find the stinky crabs, or shrimp or whatever Laura is hiding.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-50318073606632363752008-12-08T02:04:00.000-06:002008-12-08T02:04:00.000-06:00Oh this is soooo good!(but you know that already, ...Oh this is soooo good!<BR/>(but you know that already, right )! LOLThe Musehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09698847569200418376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-74485399955568336472008-12-07T23:44:00.000-06:002008-12-07T23:44:00.000-06:00Sweetums I shore hope she put some Louisiana shrim...Sweetums I shore hope she put some Louisiana shrimp in them curtain rods. If'n it be some of that carpetbaggin' Thailand shrimp there'll be hell to pay. Obamamama is spicy 'nuf - she don' need no extra pepper sauce drippin' on them power suits.<BR/><BR/>oh, and I almos' fergot to remember, you left out number 25. Put some loads in a pack o' Marlboro's and leave 'em in Obama's desk. First time he take a drag those Secret Service men'll be tossin' him on the ground 'cause they'll be shore that some terrist has done taken him a pot shot.<BR/><BR/>See ya around, darlin'. Give my love to Satan.Marvel Goosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02394584380271162466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-53547740731237208332008-12-07T22:39:00.000-06:002008-12-07T22:39:00.000-06:00Hey...Laura has plenty to be peeved about...She sh...Hey...Laura has plenty to be peeved about...She should be allowed to blow of some steam. I'm gonna be laughing about the Nascar plates all night!nikkicrumpethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06127473424859610429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-42978798910921579032008-12-07T21:40:00.000-06:002008-12-07T21:40:00.000-06:00My goodness, that Laura is a busy woman. Don't get...My goodness, that Laura is a busy woman. Don't get on her bad side, else you'll wind up on her ToDo list!Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-49152830054484063502008-12-07T19:00:00.000-06:002008-12-07T19:00:00.000-06:00My guess is that if Dubyah got to choose what sat ...My guess is that if Dubyah got to choose what sat on the Library shelves during his presidency then 22, Replace contents of Library with back issues of Mad Magazine, won't involve all that much work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-50776677019377250902008-12-07T15:27:00.000-06:002008-12-07T15:27:00.000-06:00Quirkster,I thought that was cute too. The girls w...Quirkster,<BR/>I thought that was cute too. The girls will get a kick out of that.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6125062581744927332.post-2507151955757151152008-12-07T15:25:00.000-06:002008-12-07T15:25:00.000-06:00Old Man...I know, some of it is jist too much. I '...Old Man...<BR/>I know, some of it is jist too much. I 'bout got Laura talked into bein' reasonable.<BR/>Eveeve clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564416187891965518noreply@blogger.com